I LOVE ASAHI SAS BRUTUS SO FUCKING MUCH

I ONLY STARTED PLAYING FFXIV BC OF HIM HOLY SHIT LIKE I SAW HIM AND INSTANTLY FELL IN LOVE I SPENT DAY ANDNIGHT PROGRESSING STORY JUST SO I COULD SEE HIM IN GAME
AT LEAST 2-3 TIMES A WEEK I WATCH HIS INTRODUCTION CUTSCENES I KNOW ALL OF HIS DIALOGUE BY HEART IM SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM PLEASE PLEASE CAN I MARRY ASAHI IRL PLEASE PSPSPSPS WAIT LIKE IMAGINE OMG MANNNN WHAT IF HE WAS MY HOUSEWIFE AND I WORKED A 9-5 AND I COME HOME EVERYDAY AND HES MADE ME DINNER AND I SIT DOWN AND EAT WITH HIM AND THEN I AND THEN WE AND THEN AND THEN WE AND THEN WE AND THEN ANDYALL DONT UNDERSTAND im fr tryna breed this man pregnant look at his fuckinf birthing hips LIKE look at him oh my god hes so cute it dont even matter if hes an imperialist he will be worse once im thru with him bitches be likr "omg i can fix him" ok lmao ??? I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE I COULD DESTROY HIS LIFE IM GONANN GRRRRHHHRHRHRHRHRGRRHHHTHTHHRRRGROOWWWWRR
ASAHI SAS BRUTUS ON MY WEINER FR FR

omg asahi is so cute!!!! he’s so cute look at his funny lil haircut!! did u know he’s 5’6? im 5’11 (perfect height for giving him forehead kisses every day) his face is so smoochable he looks like a lil chihuahua! i love himm i wanna kiss him so hard i be he gets really sweaty under his heavy uniform, i'd like to take if off of him and suck all the sweat out with my mouth
if asahi was real i'd like to put my tongue in his mouth and just start scooping the saliva out him mouth like the bottom of an ice cream bowl hes so funny n cool !!! his hands r protected by his gloves all the time i bet they r so soft and gentle i